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swolfmoon:

burnthelightsout:

Photos taken on the days Matt Smith chose his 11th Doctor costume. Some pretty cool variations before finally deciding “bow-ties are cool”.

hothothothothothothot

9 months ago on October 23rd, 2013 | J | 193,845 notes
Tagged as: #matt smith 

gallifrey-feels:

morgrana:

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”

you just broke your own fourth wall

9 months ago on October 14th, 2013 | J | 368,735 notes
hisnamewasbeanni:

withasideofhappiness:

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

nijuukoo:

kimberlyspeter:

luftkissenfahrzeug:

clarri:

wowfunniestposts:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS 

I’m in Dumbledores math club…

More like Harry Hypotternuse.


You’re a mathemagician, Harry.

o…m…g…. i love you all

This is everything I love in a post.

hisnamewasbeanni:

withasideofhappiness:

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

nijuukoo:

kimberlyspeter:

luftkissenfahrzeug:

clarri:

wowfunniestposts:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS

I’m in Dumbledores math club…

More like Harry Hypotternuse.

You’re a mathemagician, Harry.

o…m…g…. i love you all

This is everything I love in a post.

9 months ago on October 1st, 2013 | J | 471,065 notes
Tagged as: #hp 

Shutdown 101: What’s Going To Happen Tonight At Midnight?

natellite:

So as this is likely the first government shutdown in the memory of most if not all of the people posting here on tumblr (I was 8 in 1995), it might be helpful to refresh our memories on what exactly is going to happen when the federal government doesn’t have a budget.

  • 800,000 federal employees have to go home. There’s no money to pay them, and coming to work on a volunteer basis gets into some tricky legal areas. While in the past they have successfully lobbied for back pay, there’s no guarantee of it with a divided congress.
  • Air-traffic controllers will remain on duty. ATCs are government employees, but they are members of the 2-million odd employees that are marked as “essential”. They likely will not receive paychecks, however, until the shutdown ends.
  • Airport delays. While the FAA’s security screeners are essential employees, many of the people who work to support them logistically are not.
  • Visa applications and fees will continue to be processed, and foreign embassies and consulates remain open. So if you’re waiting on a visa application, don’t worry, it’s still in the works - though again, it’ll almost certainly be a slower process. Homeland Security and green card operations are included here, though DHS’ e-verify program - the thing that checks on the immigration status of job applicants - will no longer operate.
  • NASA will furlough most of its employees. Essential mission control operations and employees will continue, but the vast majority of NASA employees are going home - and I do mean home, because NASA’s on-site housing for employees is being shut down.
  • The military stops receiving paychecks. While the million and a half members of the US Armed Services stay on duty, they won’t get paid until after the shutdown.
  • The postal service continues as normal.
  • The federal court system stops. According to The Guardian, the federal courts would operate as normal for about 10 days before they have to start sending people home.
  • The NIH screeches to a halt. That includes accepting new patients for clinical research, as well as answering medical questions on their hotline.
  • The CDC will stop its seasonal flu program. According to the Washington Post, it will also have “a significantly reduced capacity to respond to outbreak investigations.”
  • HUD will no longer be able to provide local housing authorities with vouchers. So if you live in government-subsidized housing, your status is very much up in the air.
  • Parks and museums will close. Yosemite, Alcatraz, Yellowstone, the Smithsonian, the Library of Congress, the Statue of Liberty, and about 400 other locations will close - though interestingly, the Southern Rim of the Grand Canyon will remain open, because the state of Arizona is picking up the bill.
  • The EPA will shut down. The only thing that stays open at the EPA during a government shutdown is its operations around Superfund sites.
  • OSHA will shut down.
  • Social Security will be partially defunded. Social Security, as an entitlement, will remain open enough to keep the checks going out, but will lose enough staff that they won’t be able to schedule new hearings.
  • VA Benefits will be cut. VA hospitals remain open, but that’s about it - and if the shutdown lasts longer than a few weeks, the Department of Veterans Affairs has said that it might not have enough money to pay disability claims and pensions.

This is by no means an exhaustive list, but hopefully it gives everyone a pretty good idea of what we’re going to be looking at over the next few days, weeks, or (god forbid) months.

Feel free to send me an ask with any questions you have, and I’ll answer them to the best of my ability.

9 months ago on October 1st, 2013 | J | 25,839 notes
territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

10 months ago on September 25th, 2013 | J | 174,894 notes
Tagged as: #comic 

wh4tnow:

welcome-to-the-initiative:

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF

HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE

I’m not in this fandom but I really liked the way the gif was put together

10 months ago on September 24th, 2013 | J | 229,523 notes
Tagged as: #the avengers 
10 months ago on September 16th, 2013 | J | 29,465 notes
pottermoosh:

Twelfth Doctor promo poster.

pottermoosh:

Twelfth Doctor promo poster.

10 months ago on September 15th, 2013 | J | 19,388 notes
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fishingboatproceeds:

Swinging with Hazel and Gus.

fishingboatproceeds:

Swinging with Hazel and Gus.

10 months ago on September 13th, 2013 | J | 297,758 notes
ihatemilesstimpson:

Nine and rose’s relationship in one picture

ihatemilesstimpson:

Nine and rose’s relationship in one picture

10 months ago on September 13th, 2013 | J | 74,867 notes

stupidfuckingquestions:

Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings

10 months ago on September 13th, 2013 | J | 156,937 notes
Tagged as: #dan rad 

snooshie:

selenophobic:

Holy shit

OMG YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN AND YOU TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL TO CHILDREN.

10 months ago on September 11th, 2013 | J | 143,056 notes